yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????

REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????

i think so too

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

egberts:

egberts:

I HATE STORMS, I HATE TORNADOS, I HATE KANSAS WTF

AND I HATE WIZARD OF OZ JOKES

softsadmana:

"Such a pretty neck," he said with what seemed to be a genuine, retrospective tenderness. "A neck like the stem of a young plant." — Angela Carter

australiansanta:

moral of the story is never do things

Kilian Breier(b.1931) photogram 1957

"Lessons about Heartbreak from a Hypocrite"

First love is scary because it’s like “holy crap, why is this person the first thing I think of in the morning, why am I disappointed when I don’t dream of them? Why is the desire to be with them so much stronger than hunger and thirst and exhaustion? Why does their name look so pretty written down? Why do I feel like I just fell out of a 30 story building when they look at me, and why do I like it?” And you become so comfortable with them that when they leave, your body doesn’t know how to react because they were as common to you as breathing, and now you’re missing a vital part of yourself. You forget that you were someone before them. You think “I was so empty until I met them.” No, you were full. And when you learned about love, you were fuller. Now you’re back to where you were before, and you need to fill yourself with other things. Fall in love with the way sunflowers naturally curve to face the sun, and the way children have no idea about taxes. Fall in love with the fact that you’re here and you’re still able to feel. Fall in love with the idea that you’re still whole, even when it’s 3 am and you can’t remember how to breathe because you think they taught you how to do that.

(via radicalteen)

fer1972:

Nature and Noise: Photography by Anna Marinenko

“Whats your middle name?
Do you hate your job?
Do you fall in love too easily?
Whats your favorite word?
You like kissing girls?
Can I call you baby?”

(via classicalepicurean)

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard